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It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Martha cook up about a hundred drumsticks, the guy at the Marineland says, "You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish." Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up.

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Thanks for taking the time to send in a funny. It won't appear immediately but as long as it's in English and it's actually funny, I'll bung it in with the next update.

Of course, your idea of what is funny might be different to mine, but don't let that put you off. I'm just pleased to get any form of social contact, sitting here like a troll in a darkened room. Oh well, at least it pays the bills. Oh hang on, no it doesn't. Why do I do this again..? But I digress. Here's the form for sending a funny. Go nuts.

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