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I think a good way to get into a movie is to show up where they're making the movie, then stick a big cactus plant onto you buttocks and start yowling and running around. Everyone would think it was funny, and the head movie guy would say, "Hey, let's put him in the movie."

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By Rubyhare

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On Fri 12th May 2017, at 7:00am:

The hens are going on holiday!

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