A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

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• Diaries - The diaries of a cat and a dog
• Growl - Some peeves that dogs have about humans
• Quiz - A quiz for cats (and humans)
• Cows - Things explained with cows
• Haikus - Some haikus about cats
• Pets - Some truths about cats and dogs
• Cats and pills - How to give a cat a pill
• Cats vs. Dogs - Why dogs are better pets than cats
• Cats v Men - Why cats are better than men
• Dog lessons - Some things to learn from a dog
• Puppy pics - How to photograph a puppy
• Cats - Instructions on how to clean a cat
• Dogs v Men - Comparing dogs and men
• Cat laws - The laws of cat behaviour
• Chickens - Why did the chicken cross the road?
• For cats - Excerpts from "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"
• Cat sayings - Sayings about (or containing references to) cats
• Dogs - A collection of quotes about dogs
• Cats - The truth about cats
• Dog rules - Some rules for dogs

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