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I hate it when people say somebody has a "speech impediment", even if he does, because it could hurt his feelings. So instead, I call it a "speech improvement", and I go up to the guy and say, "Hey, Bob, I like your speech improvement." I think this makes him feel better.

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Hey good looking!The stars like to use cosmetic surgery to enhance their looks (or, more often than not, turn themselves into freaks). Now it's your turn to have a go.

Stretch, squidge and squash their features into something a bit more tasteful with this warping Java applet. Simply click and hold the mouse, move it and let go. You'll soon get the idea.

You might have to download the Java applet from here to get this to work, although your browser might do it for you.

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