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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds". I said "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".

Warped!

Warped!

Hey good looking!The stars like to use cosmetic surgery to enhance their looks (or, more often than not, turn themselves into freaks). Now it's your turn to have a go.

Stretch, squidge and squash their features into something a bit more tasteful with this warping Java applet. Simply click and hold the mouse, move it and let go. You'll soon get the idea.

You might have to download the Java applet from here to get this to work, although your browser might do it for you.

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