You know you work in pharmaceuticals when,,,
You've sat at the same desk for 4 years and worked for three different companies. Your company welcome sign is attached with velcro. Your CV is on a diskette in your pocket. You get really excited about a 2% pay rise. You learn about your layoff on the 9 o'clock news. Your biggest loss from a system crash is that you lose your best jokes. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries' annual budgets combined. It's dark when you drive to and from work. Communication is something your group is having problems with. You see a good looking person and know it is a visitor. Free food left over from meetings is your main staple. Being sick is defined as can't walk or you're in the hospital. You're already late on the assignment you just got. You work 200 hours for the 150 bonus and jubilantly say "Oh wow, thanks!" Dilbert cartoons hang on every wall. Your boss' favourite lines are "when you get a few minutes", "in your spare time", "when you're freed up", and "I have an opportunity for you." Holiday is something you roll over to next year or a cheque you get every January. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers". The only reason you recognize your kids is because you have their pictures on your desk. You only have makeup for fluorescent lighting. You read this entire list and understood it.
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