Boss button
There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that.


Some nasty new computer viruses
Lewinsky Virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. Ronald Reagan Virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored. Prozac Virus: Screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care. Lorena Bobbit Virus: Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows. Viagra Virus: Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. Clinton Virus: Gives you a 7" hard drive with no memory.
Vote for this funny: Vote --Vote -Vote 0Vote+Vote ++ | Number of views: 1829 | Mail this funny to a friend

Mail this page to a friend
Add some graffiti