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The salary theory
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists
can never earn as much as business executives and sales
people."
This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical
equation based on the following two postulates:
1. Knowledge is Power.
2. Time is Money.
As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
Since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money
then Knowledge = Work/Money.
Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge.
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches
infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.