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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like I am now. Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room, talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.

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The salary theory
"Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates: 1. Knowledge is Power. 2. Time is Money. As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time Since Knowledge = Power and Time = Money then Knowledge = Work/Money. Solving for Money, we get: Money = Work / Knowledge. Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make.
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