XXX-Rated shed talk!
XXX-Rated Shed Talk!!! Compiled from three messages (1, 2, 3) originally posted to uk.rec.sheds Hot Shed talk now brought to you by Shed-U-Like. Just try some of our hot shed lines and chat to like-minded connoisseurs. Just dial 1-800-HOT-SHED and at the tone press the correct digit. Then get down to some straight shed talk!!! * Dial 1 for HARDCORE ACTION!!! - Foundations and getting the right mixture of concrete/sharp sand. * Dial 2 for FIRM ERECTIONS!!! - Using the right bonding materials and fixings. * Dial 3 for HOT AND READY!!! - You're a bit sweaty, but your shed is now ready for use. * Dial 4 for PUMP ACTION!!! - Mending that old bike you keep in your shed. * Dial 5 for BANG ME HARD!!! - Ensure your shed is solidly built. * Dial 6 for DAMP DOWN BELOW!!! - Problems with seepage? Advice on damp coarses. * Dial 7 for PERMANENT ERECTIONS!!! - Just what are the planning laws for sheds? * Dial 8 for RUB ME UP!!! - Shed preparation prior to applying paint/creasote. * Dial 9 for SLIPPERY WHEN WET!!! - Is lino flooring the best option? * Dial 10 for BIG CHESTS!!! - What to do with those old tea chests from your last move. * Dial 11 for GET OUT YOUR CANE!!! - More tips on preventing sweet peas from falling in high wind. * Dial 12 for IT'S DRIPPING ON THE FLOOR!!! - What to do if those old paint tins are leaking. * Dial 13 for I WANT YOUR SEED!!! - Swaps for old packets of flower and lawn seed. * Dial 14 for CHAIN ME UP!!! - Security for cycles and mowers. * Dial 15 for RAMPANT!!! - Trouble with vigorous ivy and clematis? * Dial 16 for IT'S A BIT SORE!!! - Remedies for back injuries. * Dail 17 for UP AGAINST THE WALL!!! - Spade, fork and broom storage. * Dial 18 for I WANT YOUR POLE!!! - A buyer's guide to new broom handles. * Dial 19 for TAKE IT FROM BEHIND!!! - Probably the best way to get your new shed into your back garden. * Dial 20 for HARD AND FAST!!! - How to lay a concrete foundation in one afternoon. * Dial 21 for WET AND WILD!!! - Rustic sheds in the Lake District. * Dial 22 for BIG ONES!!! - A review of the latest large sheds.
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