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I bet if you were a mummy wrapper in ancient Egypt, one thing you would constantly find yourself telling people would be, "Be sure, before I start, you have all the jewelry and so forth on the body, because I am NOT unwrapping him later."

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The similarities between drugs dealers and software developers
  
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  Drug Dealers                    Software Developers
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  Refer to their clients          Refer to their clients
  as "users".                     as "users".
  
  
  "The first one's free!"         "Download a free trial
                                     version..."
  
  
  Have important Asian            Have important Asian
  connections.                     connections.
  
  
  Strange jargon:                 Strange jargon:
       "Stick"                       "SCSI"
       "Rock"                        "RTFM"
       "Wrap"                        "Packet"
       "E"                           "C"
       "Stash"                       "Cache"
       "Drive-by"                    "CTRL ALT DEL"
       "Hit (LSD)"                   "Hit (WWW)"
       "Source"                      "Source-code"
       "The Pigs"                     "Microsoft"
  
  
  Realize that there's tons       Realize that there's tons
  of cash in the 14- to           of cash in the 14- to
  25-year-old market.             25-year-old market.
  
  
  Clients really like your        Clients really like your
  stuff when it works.            stuff when it works.
  When it doesn't work            When it doesn't work work
  they want to kill you.          they want to kill you.
  
  
  Job is assisted by the          Job is assisted by the
  industry's producing            industry's producing
  newer, more potent product.     newer, more potent products.
  
  
  Often seen in the company       Often seen in the company of
  of pimps, hustlers and          marketing people, venture
  low-lifes.                      capitalists and fund managers.
  
  
  When things go wrong, a         When things go wrong, a
  "fix" is just a phone call      "fix" is just a phone call
  away, but may be expensive.     away, but may be expensive.
  
  
  A lot of people are getting     A lot of people are getting
  rich while still teenagers.     rich while still teenagers.
  
  
  Product causes unhealthy        DOOM, Quake, SimCity,
  addictions.                     Duke Nukem 3D...
  
  
  Do your job well and            Damn!  DAMN!!!
  you can sleep with
  sexy movie stars who
  depend on you.

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