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A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it.


Comparing prison and work
In prison, you spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 cell. At work, you spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 cubicle. In prison you get three meals a day. At work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it. In prison you get time off for good behavior. At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work. In prison you get to watch TV and play games. At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens, and closes all doors for you. At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. In prison you get your own toilet. At work you have to share. In prison you get to visit with your family and friends. At work you can't even speak with family and friends. In prison all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required. At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. In prison you spend most of your time looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out. At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any time. At work there are some Programs that you can never get out of. In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic. At work we call them managers.
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