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"A hard man is good to find." - Mae West

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Some chat up lines
1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

2.) Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know.  Will two people fit under a rock?"

3.) Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."
    Woman: "No thanks.  There's already one asshole in there."

4.) The most memorable rebuttal to a turn down when he asked a girl to
    dance and she refused:
    Man: "Want to Dance?"
    Woman: "No, thank you."
    Man: "Don't thank me, thank God somebody asked you."

5.) Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."
    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

6.) Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "Female impersonator."

7.) And here's one including the correct snappy return
    Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
    Woman: "Unfertilized, screw off!"

8.) A girl once had a graying man in his 60's approach her in a club while
    she was in college with the line, "Where have you been all my life?"
    She took one glance at him and said, "For the first half of it, I
    probably wasn't born yet."

9.) A man glanced at a girl who had just walked by.  She turned
    around andsaid to him, "What are you looking at?" His friend, walking
    next to him,came to the rescue, "He thought you were good looking, but 
    he was mistaken."

10.) While at college, a few friends were discussing how their "passes" had
     been rejected by the intended female receiver.  One of the ladies
     explained how she  handled it once...
     When the guy, obviously getting irritated, blurted out something like,
     "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason!" She
     responded,"Yea! Let's pick up some chicks!" He immediately blanched, 
     and decided that maybe he would look someplace else.

12.) "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
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