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I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!" Deep Thoughts - Jack Handey


You are going to go to hell if you... fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23] ...cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19] ...grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19] ...wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19] your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26] ...consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31] ...cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27] ...trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27] ...are tattooed. [Lev. 19:28] ...don't burn witches. [Ex. 22:18] ...plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13] ...bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17] ...collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24] ...don't wash up after masturbating. [Lev. 15:16] ...insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27] ...mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9] a rare steak. [Lev. 19:26] ...or blood sausage. [Lev.17:13] ...spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1] a Mercury or a Saturn. [Ex. 23:13] (Look it up!)
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