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"I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their house have wheels." - Carlos Mencia


Actual answers given by contestants on Family Fortunes
Name something a blind person might use - A sword Name a song with moon in the title - Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck - Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar Name a famous brother and sister - Bonnie & Clyde Name a dangerous race - The Arabs Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers - A horse Name something that floats in the bath - Water Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair Name something Red - My cardigan Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers Name a famous royal - Mail Name a number you have to memorize - 7 Name something you do before going to bed - Sleep Name something you put on walls - Roofs Name something in the garden that's green - A Shed Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings Name something you might be allergic to - Skiing Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters Name something a cat does - Goes to the toilet Name something you do in the bathroom - Decorate Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog Name something associated with the police - Pigs Name a sign of the zodiac - April Name something slippery - A conman Name a kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish Name a food that can be brown or white - Potato Name a jacket potato topping - Jam Name a famous Scotsman - Jock Name another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones Name something with a hole in it - Window Name a non-living object with legs - A Plant Name a domestic animal - Leopard Name a part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee Name a way of cooking fish - Cod Name something you open other than a door - Your bowels
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