Stories from job interviews
Employers were asked to list the "most unusual" questions that have been asked by job candidates. * "What is it that you people do at this company?" * "What is the company motto?" * "Why aren't you in a more interesting business?" * "What are the zodiac signs of all the board members?" * "Why do you want references?" * "Do I have to dress for the next interview?" * "I know this is off the subject, but will you marry me?" * "Will the company move my rock collection from California to Maryland?" * "Will the company pay to relocate my horse?" * "Does your health insurance cover pets?" * "Would it be a problem if I'm angry most of the time?" * "Does your company have a policy regarding concealed weapons?" * "Do you think the company would be willing to lower my pay?" * "Why am I here?" Also included are a number of unusual statement made by candidates during the interview process. * I have no difficulty in starting or holding my bowel movement. * At times I have the strong urge to do something harmful or shocking. * I feel uneasy indoors. * Sometimes I feel like smashing things. * Women should not be allowed to drink in cocktail bars. * I think that Lincoln was greater than Washington. * I get excited very easily. * Once a week, I usually feel hot all over. * I am fascinated by fire. * I like tall women. * Whenever a man is with a woman he is usually thinking about sex. * People are always watching me. * If I get too much change in a store, I always give it back. * Almost everyone is guilty of bad sexual conduct. * I must admit that I am a pretty fair talker. * I never get hungry. * I know who is responsible for most of my troubles * If the pay was right, I'd travel with the carnival. * I would have been more successful if nobody would have snitched on me. * My legs are really hairy. * I think I'm going to throw-up.
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