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Excerpted from the 'Notebook' pages of The New Republic 1995: Lack of Brains Hinders Research The Columbus Dispatch, April 16 Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995 Whatever Their Motives, Moms Who Kill Kids Still Shock Us Holland Sentinel, date unknown. Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut The New York Times, November 22 Larger Kangaroos Leap Farther, Researchers Find The Los Angeles Times, November 2 'Light' Meals are Lower in Fat, Calories Huntington Herald-Dispatch, November 30 Alcohol Ads Promote Drinking The Hartford Courant, November 18 Malls Try to Attract Shoppers The Baltimore Sun, October 22 Official: Only Rain Will Cure Drought The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men The Sunday Oregonian, September 24 Low Wages Said Key to Poverty Newsday, July 11 Man Shoots Neighbor With Machete The Miami Herald, July 3 Tomatoes Come in Big, Little, Medium Sizes The Daily Progress, Charlottesville, Virginia, March 30 Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows The New York Times, March 10 Man Run Over by Freight Train Dies The Los Angeles Times, March 2 Scientists See Quakes in L.A. Future The Oregonian, January 28 Wachtler Tells Graduates That Life in Jail is Demeaning The Buffalo News, February 26 Free Advice: Bundle Up When Out in the Cold Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26 Prosecution Paints O.J. as a Wife-Killer Fort Lauderdale Sun-Sentinel, January 25 Economist Uses Theory to Explain Economy Collinsville Herald-Journal, February 8 Bible Church's Focus is the Bible Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994 Clinton Pledges Restraint in Use of Nuclear Weapons Cedar Rapids Gazette, April 6 Discoveries: Older Blacks Have Edge in Longevity The Chicago Tribune, March 5 Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear Journal of Commerce, April 20 Biting Nails Can Be Sign of Tenseness in a Person The Daily Gazette of Schenectady, New York, May 2 Chick Accuses Some of Her Male Colleagues of Sexism "Accusing some of her male colleagues of sexism, Los Angeles Councilwoman Laura Chick lashed out at City Hall on Thursday as [sic] the 'most sexist good-old-boys work environment that I've ever been in.' ..." The Los Angeles Times, June 23 How We Feel About Ourselves is the Core of Self-Esteem, Says Author Louise Hart Boulder, Colorado, Sunday Camera, February 5 Fish Lurk in Streams Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29 And more headlines from elsewhere (sorry no sources): Clinton Renames Greenspan Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers Safety experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents Stud Tires Out Prostitutes Appeal To Pope Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Soviet Virgin Lands Short Of Goal Again British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands Lung Cancer In Women Mushrooms Eye Drops Off Shelf Teacher Strikes Idle Kids Reagan Wins On Budget, But More Lies Ahead Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse To Work After Death Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found By Tree Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years At Checkout Counter Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in '84 War Dims Hope For Peace If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A while Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
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