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How to have fun with Unix commands
% cat "food in cans" cat: can't open food in cans ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- $ nice man woman No manual entry for woman. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % rm God rm: God nonexistent ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % ar t God ar: God does not exist ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % ar r God ar: creating God ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence? Unmatched ". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % Unmatched ". Unmatched ". ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % [Where is Jimmy Hoffa? Missing ]. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % \316 How did the sex change operation go? \316 Modifier failed. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have? Too many ('s. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % make love Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % sleep with me bad character ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % got a light? No match. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % man: why did you get a divorce? man:: Too many arguments. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % !:say, what is saccharine? Bad substitute. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % %blow %blow: No such job. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- % \(- (-: Command not found. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense no sense in pretending! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- $ drink bottle: cannot open opener: not found ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- $ mkdir matter; cat >matter matter: cannot create
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