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When you die, if you go somewhere where they ask you a bunch of questions about your life and what you learned and all, I think a good way to get out of it is just to say, "No speaka English."


Slogans for Windows releases
After first seeing Microsoft's slogan for its upcoming Windows XP operating 
system, "it just works", I couldn't help wondering: what were the slogans 
for all the previous releases? After thinking about it for a while, they 
became obvious.

Windows 1.0:  Good joke, eh?
Windows 2.0:  Still funny, isn't it?
Windows 286:  Yeah, we're still kidding.
Windows 386:  Going boldly where Desqview has been for years.
Windows 3.0:  It's finally worth buying!
Windows 3.1:  It's finally worth using!
Windows 95:   Going boldly where the Mac has been for years.
Windows 98:   More usable! Less stable!
Windows 98SE: More stable! Less usable!
Windows ME:   Less usable AND less stable!
NT 1.0:       Give me more hardware! NOW!!!
NT 2.0:       Dammit, I said MORE HARDWARE!!! NOW!!!!
NT 3.0:       Which part of "more hardware" do you not understand?
NT 3.5:       With enough hardware, I'd work. Honest.
NT 4.0:       Does less than Win98 with twice the hardware at one-half the 
Windows 2K:   Works almost as well as Windows 98! Honest!
Windows XP:   It just works.
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