Why cats are better than men
1. A CAT usually hits the litterbox. 2. Better chance of training a CAT. 3. No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it. 4. You never have to spend time with your CAT's mother. 5. A CAT purrs when you serve him dinner. 6. You can de-claw a CAT... try to get a guy to clip his toenails. 7. It's okay if a CAT rubs up against your best friend. 8. You don't have to worry about your CAT turn into a pig when you host a party. 9. A CAT knows you're the key to his happiness... a man thinks he is. 10. If a CAT jumps into your lap, a little light petting will satisfy him.
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