An advert that appeared on the newsgroup ucam.adverts.forsale
This is an actual advert that appeared in a newsgroup, advertising a CZ125 motorbike: Yes, you too can invade Poland in style on this magnificent example of post-war reparations technology. Designed to run on petrol, vodka, schnapps and in extremis fermented cabbage, this bike is bulletproof. Really. Easy to maintain, most work can be carried out with a bayonet and a rifle butt, though for the more modern, a screwdriver and lump hammer will also suffice. 2-stroke technology will allow you to lay down covering smoke for a highly effective getaway from the lights, while consuming negligible quantities of petrol/used cooking oil. Finished in a fetching black with a smidge of white pinstriping here and there, and with two nifty storage pods below the seat, it has style and utility...
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