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How to cook a turkey at christmas
Step 1: Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a drink of whisky (scotch) Step 3: Put turkey in the oven Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whisky Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens Step 6: Take 3 more whiskys of drink Step 7: Turn oven the on Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky Step 9: Turk the bastey Step 10: Whisky another bottle of get Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whisky Step 13: Bake the whisky for 4 hours Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey !! Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick Step 17: Turk the carvey Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey Step 20: Bless the saying, pass, and eat out
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