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BEAUTY IS ONLY A LIGHT SWITCH AWAY - Perkins Library. Duke University I'VE DECIDED THAT TO RAISE MY GRADES I MUST LOWER MY STANDARDS. - Houghton Library, Harvard University. IF LIFE IS A WASTE OF TIME AND TIME IS A WASTE OF LIFE, THEN LET'S ALL GET WASTED TOGETHER AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES. - Armand's Pizza, Washington, D.C. IF CLINTON WERE CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC, HE'D SAY WE WERE STOPPING FOR ICE. - Smoky Joe's, Philadelphia REMEMBER, IT'S NOT, "HOW HIGH ARE YOU?" IT'S "HI, HOW ARE YOU?" - Rest Stop off Route 81, West Virginia BEWARE OF LIMBO DANCERS - On the bottom of the stall door, Women's bathroom, Brew Pub, Indianapolis BEWARE OF IRISH LIMBO DANCERS - At the top of the stall door, Bedford College, London University ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY... THAT'S BECAUSE IT WAS A GOVERNMENT JOB. - Women's restroom. Cincinnati I'D RATHER HAVE A BOTTLE IN FRONT OF ME THAN A FRONTAL LOBOTOMY. - Bailey Howe Library, University of Vermont. HEY, YOUR KARMA JUST RAN OVER MY DOGMA. - Blueberry Hill, St. Louis MO FLUSH TWICE, IT'S A LONG WAY TO THE KITCHEN. - Restroom, Washakie Cafeteria, University of Wyoming GOD MADE POT, MAN MADE BEER. WHO DO YOU TRUST. - The Irish Times, Washington, D.C. AT THE FEAST OF EGO, EVERYONE LEAVES HUNGRY. - Bentleys House of coffee and tea, Tucson, AZ IT'S HARD TO MAKE A COMEBACK WHEN YOU HAVEN'T BEEN ANYWHERE. - Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR. HELL DO BOTH, GET MARRIED. - Women's restroom, The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT IF VOTING COULD REALLY CHANGE THINGS, IT WOULD BE ILLEGAL. - Revolution Books, NY THIS BUBBLE GUM TASTES LIKE RUBBER. YEAH, BUT IS LASTS A LONG TIME. AND IT BLOWS GREAT BUBBLES. - Condom machine. Missoula, MT A WOMAN'S RULE OF THUMB, IF IT HAS TIRES OR TESTICLES, YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TROUBLE WITH IT. - Women's restroom, Dallas, TX IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON, THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS? CONGRESS - Men's restroom, House of Representatives, Washington, D.C. WHY DO DRUNK MEN MISS THE TOILET? WHY DO SOBER MEN? - South Main Cafe. VA
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