A few quickies
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, people take prozac to make it normal. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. Rehab is for quitters. The more you cry, the less you have to pee. Her best friend once sent her a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said: "Wish you were here." Corduroy pillows - they're making headlines! Federal Expresso: When you absolutely, positively have to stay up all night.
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