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We used to laugh at Grandpa when he'd head off to go fishing. But we wouldn't be laughing that evening, when he'd come back with some whore he picked up in town.

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Some startling statistics
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?  Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If    A B C D E F G H I J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z 

is represented as:

      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,  H A R  D W  O  R  K

       8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K  N  O  W  L  E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,    A T  T  I T  U  D E

        1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,   B U  L  L  S  H I T

       2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hand work and knowledge will get you close, 
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
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