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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?  Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If    A B C D E F G H I J  K  L  M  N  O  P  Q  R  S  T  U  V  W  X  Y  Z 

is represented as:

      1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,  H A R  D W  O  R  K

       8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K  N  O  W  L  E D G E

11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,    A T  T  I T  U  D E

        1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,   B U  L  L  S  H I T

       2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hand work and knowledge will get you close, 
attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
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