Some quotes about sex
"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man." -- Tom Clancy. "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -- Steve Martin. "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither." -- Drew Carey. "Sex without love is a meaningless experience. But, as meaningless experiences go, its pretty darned good." -- Woody Allen. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." -- Unknown. "If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all." -- Rodney Dangerfield. "Documentation is like sex: When it is good, it is very, very, good. And when it is bad, it is better than nothing." -- Dick Brandon. "Science is like sex: Sometimes, something useful comes out. But that is not the reason we are doing it." -- Richard Feynman. "All pop music is about sex. Rock is about wanting to do it, jazz is about doing it, and country & western is about feeling guilty after you've done it." -- Robert Waldo Brunelle, Jr. "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." -- Woody Allen. "I think there are two areas where new ideas are terribly dangerous: Economics and sex. By and large, its all been tried, and if its really new, it's probably illegal, or dangerous, or unhealthy." -- Felix G. Rohatyn. "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -- Matt Barry. Love ain't nothin' but sex misspelled." -- Harlan Ellison. "Love is a matter of chemistry. Sex is a matter of physics." -- John Fitzgeorge-Parker. "Programming is like sex. One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life." -- Michael Sinz. "Remember, if you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast." -- Woody Allen. "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- George Burns. "Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant." -- Henry Miller. "There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." -- P.J.O'Rourke.
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