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There should be a detective show called "Johnny Monkey," because every week you could have a guy say "I ain't gonna get caught by no MONKEY," but then he would, and I don't think I'd ever get tired of that.


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** I'll get a world record for this.. ** It's fireproof. ** He's probably just hibernating. ** What does this button do? ** I'm making a citizen's arrest. ** So, you're a cannibal. ** It's probably just a rash. ** Are you sure the power is off? ** Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it? ** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one! ** Pull the pin and count to what? ** Which wire was I supposed to cut? ** I wonder where the mother bear is. ** I've seen this done on TV. ** These are the good kind of mushrooms. ** I'll hold it, and you light the fuse. ** Let it down slowly. ** Rat poison only kills rats. ** Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town. ** It's strong enough for both of us. ** This doesn't taste right. ** I can make this light before it changes. ** Nice doggie. ** I can do that with my eyes closed. ** I've done this before. ** Well, we've made it this far. ** That's odd. ** You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you? ** Don't be so superstitious. ** Now watch this. ** What duck?
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