Some more of Murphy's laws
Ferguson's Precept: A crisis is when you can't say: "Let's forget the whole thing." Fifth Law for Naive Engineers: The most vital dimension for any plan or drawing stands the greatest chance of being omitted. Finagle's Third Law: In any collection of data, the figure most obviously correct and beyond need of checking is the mistake. First Law of Corporate Planning: Anything that can be changed will be changed until there is no time left to change anything. First Law of Bridge: It's always the partner's fault. Fourth Law of the Household: The more powerful the vacuum cleaner, the less likely it will pick up a tiny piece of fuzz on the rug.
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