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Things I learnt from video games
There is no problem that cannot be overcome by violence. If it moves, KILL IT! Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training. One lone "good guy" can defeat an indeterminate number of "bad guys." A. "Bad guys" move in predictable patterns. B. Except for "bosses," most "bad guys" can be dispatched with one hit. "Bosses" always hire henchmen weaker then they are to do their 'muscle work'. You can smash things and get away with it. A. Smashing things doesn't hurt. B. Many nice things are hidden inside other things. Cybernetics are our friends. When driving, you can knock other vehicles off the road and get away with it. If someone dies, they disappear. Money is frequently found lying on the streets. All shopkeepers carry high-tech weaponry. The operation of a weapon is a simple and obvious procedure. You never run out of ammunition, just grenades. Ninjas are common, and fight in public frequently. Although the enemy always has more aircraft than you, they fly in elaborate patterns which make it easier for you to shoot them all down. Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was evil. If it doesn't, try and pick it up--- it was probably a powerup or bonus. Carpe diem! You only live three times! The most powerful fighters always wait until you have acheived a near-impossible, flawless win record and/or killed a certain number of opponents before they appear in your presence and beat the crap out of you. 200 - 1 odds against you is NOT a problem. Gang members frequently all look the same, and often have the same names.
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