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Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself. Mankind. Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.

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Some computer Haikus
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with Haiku poetry messages. Haiku poetry has strict construction rules - each poem has only 17 syllables; 5 syllables in the first, 7 in the second, 5 in the third. They are used to communicate a timeless message, often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity. Here are 16 actual error messages from Japan. Aren't these better than "Your computer has performed an illegal operation"? Below, the essence of Zen: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - First snow, then silence. This thousand-dollar screen dies So beautifully. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao-until You bring fresh toner. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Three things are certain: Death, taxes and lost data. Guess which has occurred. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
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