Is Bill Gates really the devil???
Since most of us are using MICROSOFT products here, here are a few facts too ponder... Do you know that Bill Gates' REAL name is William Henry Gates III? His official REAL name NOW, is BILL GATES III. So, what's so eerie about this name? OK, if you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in ASCII code and then ADD up all the numbers... you will get 666, which is the number of the beast ! Coincidence? Take WINDOWS 95 and follow the SAME procedure. You will get 666 too ! The same goes for MS-DOS 6.21 ! Okay, that's the first part, now for the second part, for those of you fellas who still have the OLD Excel 95 (not Office 97) then try this out: (This is where you stop work for the day) 1. open a new file 2. scroll down until you see row 95 3. click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row 4. press tab, to move to the second column 5 .now, move your mouse and click on help THEN about Microsoft Excel 6. press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button simultaneously 7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR, TITLE : THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS. This is really eerie okay...it has a DOOM style format and you can walk all around the hall... and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls... 8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL AND THEN TYPE IN EXCELKFA. This will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and DO NOT fall off, when you get to the end, you will see something really really eerie... At this point in time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified this point...it's really an eye opener. It could be a joke by MS programmers or is it? Wouldn't be surprise if Bill Gates was "The Third Antichrist", after all it was already foretold in the Bible that someone powerful would rise up and lead the world to destruction. More than 80% of the world's computers run on Windows and DOS including those at the Pentagon]) .. "He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666." ....Revelations 13:16-18 Something for you to think about. The Bible, in the Book of Revelation says that without the sign of the beast one would not be able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc. My question to you now is this..... "Is Internet now a necessity in doing business? The Internet also bears the sign....Note that the Internet is also commonly known as the World Wide Web or WWW.....One other way we write W is V/ (VI), so ...... W W W VI VI VI 6 6 6 Isn't all commerce moving onto the Internet? (i.e. buying/selling goods, business transactions). Isn't Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly when it comes to software technology? And now the Internet? Revelations also says that the mark of the beast will be carried on one's Hand and one's forehead. For those of you who are lazy and won't pull out your ASCII tables, here are the sums all neatly laid out for you. The real name of "the" Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III. Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III), where III means the order of third (3rd). By converting the letters of his current name to the ASCII-values, and adding his (III), you get the following: B 66 I 73 L 76 L 76 G 71 A 65 T 84 E 69 S 83 I 1 I 1 I 1 ------ 666 THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST. Some might think ask, "How did Bill Gates get so powerful?" Coincidence? Hard work? Or just the beginning of mankind's ultimate and total enslavement? Before you decide, consider the following: MS-DOS 6.21 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666 WINDOWS95 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1= 666 Coincidence?????????????????????????????
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