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If you're in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy's glove touch your lips, because you don't know where that glove has been.


The male and female definitions of words
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's bonnet. male : The strap fastener on a woman's bra. LESBIAN (lez-bee-an) n. female: A woman who makes love to other women. male : A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male : Playing cricket without a box. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male : A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes. COMMUNICATION (ko-muu-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male : Scribbling a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the lads. BUM (bum) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger. male : The organ for mooning (and farting). COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male : Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male : Sex FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. male : An endless source of entertainment, self expression and male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male : What women do while the man is shagging
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