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The male and female definitions of words
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car's bonnet. male : The strap fastener on a woman's bra. LESBIAN (lez-bee-an) n. female: A woman who makes love to other women. male : A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. male : Playing cricket without a box. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n. female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. male : A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 minutes. COMMUNICATION (ko-muu-ni-kay-shon) n. female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. male : Scribbling a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the lads. BUM (bum) n. female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes look bigger. male : The organ for mooning (and farting). COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n. female: A desire to get married and raise a family. male : Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. female: A good movie, concert, play or book. male : Sex FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. male : An endless source of entertainment, self expression and male bonding. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. male : What women do while the man is shagging
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