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A list of things that women rarely say
(1) I'll swallow it all... I love the taste (2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink? (3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy! (4) Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates? (5) That fart was great! Do another one! (6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house. (7) You're so sexy with a hangover. (8) I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping. (9) Let's start subscribing to Penthouse (10) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girlfriend? (11) Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight? (12) I really like football, can you take me to a game. (13) you'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive (14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better offin the kitchen. (15) I think a big motorbike is a good idea (16) I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed (17) We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to the Ministry of Sound (18) Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me (19) I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time (20) Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin
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