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If you ever discover that what you're seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey


Crap philosophy
In order to get past email filters, spammers these days have to include text to make the spam look like a real email. I recently got this one, which included some hilarious crap philosophy and "inspirational" guff. Naich. ---- If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. The world isn't interested in the storms you encountered, but whether or not you brought in the ship. For it is in giving that we receive. If a book comes from the heart it will contrive to reach other hearts. All art and author craft are of small account to that. Let us be moral. Let us contemplate existence. When you do something, you should burn yourself up completely, like a good bonfire, leaving no trace of yourself. The mind is lowered through association with inferiors. With equals it attains equality and with superiors, superiority. Base souls have no faith in great individuals. The secret of business is to know something that nobody else knows. Happiness is not pleasure, it is victory. Death is the king of this world: 'Tis his park where he breeds life to feed him. Cries of pain are music for his banquet Oh! death will find me long before I tire of watching you. Boldness is business is the first, second, and third thing. Reason also is choice. The longest absence is less perilous to love than the terrible trials of incessant proximity. Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. No good is ever done to society by the pictorial representation of its diseases. Fan the sinking flame of hilarity with the wing of friendship and pass the rosy wine. Literature is the art of writing something that will be read twice journalism what will be grasped at once. We French found it and called it joie de vivre -- the joy of living. When great changes occur in history, when great principles are involved, as a rule the majority are wrong. One thorn of experience is worth a whole wilderness of warning.
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