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A bumper crop of bumper stickers
a.. When I get old, I'm gonna move up north and drive around real slow b.. Wanted, meaningful overnite relationship c.. I Love Cats ....They taste like chicken d.. Happiness is seeing your mother-in-laws picture on the back of a milk carton e.. Beer - Helping white men dance since 1842 f.. If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? g.. Save a tree, eat a beaver h.. Teens, leave home now while you still know everything i.. Horn broken, watch for finger! j.. WARNING: Driver only carries $20 Dollars worth of ammunition k.. Vegatables aren't food -They are what food eats. l.. Confused as a baby in a strip club m.. Is that your face, or did your neck throw up? n.. Dr. Kavorkian for White house Physician o.. Please don't tell mom I was at a Bears game. She thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. p.. My kid beat up your honor student. q.. Keep honking while I reload r.. I love cats ... best bait I know. s.. I got a shot gun for my wife ... pretty good trade huh? t.. DON'T STEAL! The government doesn't like competition u.. Shit BETTER NOT happen! v.. My inner child is a mean little @!#$" w.. He who dies with the most toys still dies x.. Sure, you can have my gun ... BULLETS FIRST! y.. Bambi makes cute sandwiches. z.. Caution: Driver just doesn't give a sh@t anymore. aa.. For a small town this one sure has a lot of a@@holes. ab.. Amature gynecologist. Free examinations given. ac.. Pass with caution, driver chewing tobacco. ad.. Pardon my driving, I'm reloading. ae.. Where there is a will, I want to be in it. af.. IRS - we've got what it takes to take what you've got ag.. We are born naked wet and hungry, then things get worse ah.. Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot ai.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder aj.. Give me ambiguity or give me something else ak.. It's lonely at the top but you eat better al.. The lottery - a tax on people bad at math am.. If men are idiots, you married their King an.. Constipated people don't give a crap. ao.. If that phone was up your rear, maybe you could drive better. ap.. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. aq.. If you can read this I've lost my trailer. ar.. This would be really funny if it weren't happening to me. as.. So many pedestrians - so little time. at.. If we quit voting will they all go away? au.. Illiterate? Write for help. av.. Where are we going and why am I in this handbasket? aw.. Seen on the back of a biker's vest -- If you can read this, the bitch fell off. ax.. Seen upside down on a jeep -- If you can read this, please flip me back over. ay.. Seen on a baby stroller -- Saw it ...Wanted it ...Had a fit ...Got it! az.. Remember folks stop lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70mph. ba.. Caution - Driver legally blonde! bb.. Don't be sexist - broads hate that. bc.. Heart attacks -- Gods revenge for eating his animal friends. bd.. Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window. be.. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets. bf.. What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull. bg.. Guys, no shirt, no service; gals no shirt, no charge. bh.. This property protected by smith and wesson four days a week - - you guess which days. bi.. Don't piss off the crazy person. bj.. My kid had sex with your honor student bk.. If it was raining whores, I'd be the one to get hit with the queer. bl.. Prevent inbreeding ... Ban Country Music!
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