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The source code for Windows 98!
#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"

#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];
void main()
{
	while(!CRASHED) {
		display_copyright_message();
		display_bill_rules_message();
		do_nothing_loop();

		if (first_time_installation) {
			make_50_megabyte_swapfile();
			do_nothing_loop();
			totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
			search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2();

			hang_system();
			}

		write_something(anything);
		display_copyright_message();
		do_nothing_loop();
		do_some_stuff();

		if (still_not_crashed) {
			display_copyright_message();
			do_nothing_loop();
			basically_run_windows_3.1();
			do_nothing_loop();
			do_nothing_loop();
			}
		}

	if (detect_cache())
		disable_cache();

	if (fast_cpu()) {
		set_wait_states(lots);
		set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
		set_mouse(action, jumpy);
		set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
		}

	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11"); */
	/* printf("Welcome to Windows 95"); */
	printf("Welcome to Windows 98");

	if (system_ok())
		crash(to_dos_prompt);
	else
		system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

	while(something) {
		sleep(5);
		get_user_input();
		sleep(5);
		act_on_user_input();
		sleep(5);
		}

	create_general_protection_fault();
	}
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