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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window.


Some new terminology for golf
Bunker play An Adolf Hitler - Two shots in the bunker An Eva Braun - picked up in the bunker Ball striking An Arthur Scargill - A great strike but a poor result A Russell Grant - A fat iron A Peter Mandelson - An unbelievable iron A Kate Winslett - A bit fat but otherwise perfect A Rodney King - Over-clubbed An O.J. Simpson - Got away with it A Condom - Safe but didn't feel real good A sister-in-law - Up there but I know that I shouldn't be A Sally Gunnell - Ugly but a good runner/ Ugly but gets the job done A Paula Radcliffe - Not as ugly as a Sally Gunnell but still a good runner Putting A Dennis Wise - A nasty 5 footer A Salman Rushdie - An impossible read A Rock Hudson - Thought it was straight, but it wasn't
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