The wisdom of kids
Never trust a dog to watch your food. - Patrick, age 10 When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer. - Hannah, age 9 Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, age 14 Stay away from prunes. - Randy, age 9 Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, age 13 Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, age 13 Don't pull Dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, age 10 When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, age 11 Never let your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, age 14 Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, age 12 A puppy always has bad breath - even after eating a Tic-Tac. - Andrew, age 9 Never hold a Dustbuster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, age 9 You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. - Armir, age 9 Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, age 11 If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, age 15 Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, age 9 Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. - Joel, age 10 When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, age 13 Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, age 8
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