The best out of office messages
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. 2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn't have received anything at all. 3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless e-mails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 September. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received. 4. Thank you for your e-mail. Your credit card has been charged £5.99 for the first ten words and £1.99 for each additional word in your message. 5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please re-start your computer and try sending again.(The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over again). 6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a prolonged system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks. 7. I've run away to join a different circus. 8. I will be out of the office for the next 2 weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ' Margaret ' instead of 'Steve'.
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