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I think there should be something in science called the "reindeer effect." I don't know what it would be, but I think it'd be good to hear someone say, "Gentlemen, what we have here is a terrifying example of the reindeer effect."

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Stupid warning labels
A flushable toilet brush that warns users, .Do not use for personal hygiene. has been identified as the nation.s wackiest warning label in an annual contest sponsored by a consumer watchdog group. OTHER WINNERS. The $250 second place award went to Matt Johnson of Naperville, Illinois for a label on a popular scooter for children that warns: .This product moves when used.. Third place and $100 went to Ann Marie Taylor of Camden, South Carolina who found the following warning on a digital thermometer that can be used to take a person.s temperature several different ways: .Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally.. Fourth place was a label on an electric hand blender promoted for use in .blending, whipping, chopping and dicing,. that warns: .Never remove food or other items from the blades while the product is operating.. Sent in by Ken Stein of Berkeley, California. In fifth place was a label on a nine- by three-inch bag of air used as packing material. It carries this warning: .Do not use this product as a toy, pillow, or flotation device..Sent in by Christen Millard of Westerville, Ohio. A label on a baby stroller warns: .Remove child before folding A brass fishing lure with a three-pronged hook on the end warns: .Harmful if swallowed A household iron warns users: .Never iron clothes while they are being worn. A label on a hair dryer reads, .Never use hair dryer while sleeping. A warning on an electric drill made for carpenters cautions: .This product not intended for use as a dental drill.. The label on a bottle of drain cleaner warns: .If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.. A smoke detector warns: .Do not use the Silence Feature in emergency situations. It will not extinguish a fire.. A massage chair warns: .DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.. A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, .Do not drive with sunshield in place. An .Aim-n-Flame. fireplace lighter cautions, .Do not use near fire, flame or sparks. A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use .while sleeping or unconscious. A 12-inch rack for storing compact disks warns: .Do not use as a ladder.. A cartridge for a laser printer warns, .Do not eat toner. A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: .Not intended for highway use. A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: .May irritate eyes. A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: .Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.. A snowblower warns: .Do not use snowthrower on roof.. A dishwasher carries this warning: .Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.. A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: .Caution - Risk of Fire. A box of birthday cake candles says: .DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity..
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