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It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, wanting that money.


Some quotes about love and sex
When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life." - Richard Lewis "A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days." - Tim Allen "A lot of people wonder how you know if you're really in love. Just ask yourself this one question: Would I mind being financially destroyed by this person?" - Ronnie Shakes "The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less." - Brendan Francis "Male sexual response is far brisker and more automatic. It is triggered easily by things - like putting a quarter in a vending machine." - Dr. Alex Comfort "To attract men I wear a perfume called, 'New Car Interior'". - Rita Rudner "There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible." - P.J. O'Rourke "Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping, you can make an exchange for something you really like." - Adrienne Gusoff "The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable." - Lord Chesterfield "When a man and woman are trying to have sex, he will often climax before she is ready. Sometimes he will climax before she is, technically, in the room." - Dave Barry "He says, 'Come on, honey. I can't remember the last time we made love.' She says, 'Well I can - and that's why we're not.'" - Rodney Dangerfield "A hard man is good to find." - Mae West
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