How to tell if you are a Unix user
1. You keep accidentally typing unix commands at the DOS prompt. 2. You used to argue about Windows vs Macintosh; now you argue about Linux vs FreeBSD. 3. You no longer say "computer", you say "box". 4. You don't need to use pirated software anymore. 5. Calling /([^\+]).*\1/ a "regular expression" doesn't strike you as a contradiction. 6. You remember IP addresses more easily than phone numbers. 7. The X application you use most is xterm. 8. You spend two hours writing a script to do something you could have done manually in five minutes. 9. You named your cat TuX. 10. You can't remember why you used to hate vi.
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