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"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr.


The perfect day for him and her
The Perfect Day According to HER 7:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:00 5lbs lighter on the scale 8:30 Light Breakfast 9:30 Soak in tub 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 3:30 Run into boyfriends/husbands X, notice she's gained 30 pounds. 4:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing at French Restaurant 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms 11:55 Fall asleep as he strokes my hair. The Perfect Day According to HIM 10:00 Wake Up 10:02 Oral Sex 10:10 Big Breakfast 11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big cannons 1:15 Enormous lunch 2:15 Oral Sex 2:30 Play sports with the guys 4:30 Drink beer with the guys 5:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer 5:40 Oral Sex 6:00 Huge dinner 7:30 Watch football game, more beer 11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex 11:10 Sleep 11:45 Babe wake's you, all hot, demanding kinky sex 11:59 GroundHogDay !!!!
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