The perfect day for him and her
The Perfect Day According to HER 7:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 8:00 5lbs lighter on the scale 8:30 Light Breakfast 9:30 Soak in tub 11:00 Sunbathe 12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe 1:45 Shopping 3:30 Run into boyfriends/husbands X, notice she's gained 30 pounds. 4:00 Facial, massage, nap 7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing at French Restaurant 10:00 Make love 11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms 11:55 Fall asleep as he strokes my hair. The Perfect Day According to HIM 10:00 Wake Up 10:02 Oral Sex 10:10 Big Breakfast 11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe with big cannons 1:15 Enormous lunch 2:15 Oral Sex 2:30 Play sports with the guys 4:30 Drink beer with the guys 5:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer 5:40 Oral Sex 6:00 Huge dinner 7:30 Watch football game, more beer 11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex 11:10 Sleep 11:45 Babe wake's you, all hot, demanding kinky sex 11:59 GroundHogDay !!!!
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