Play Bullshit Bingo at your next meeting!
Do you keep falling asleep in meetings? Here's something to change all that: BULLSHIT BINGO How to play: Simply tick off 5 phrases in one meeting and shout out BINGO! It's that easy! WALK THE TALK TAKE THAT OFFLINE STRATEGIC FIT AT THE END OF THE DAY GAP ANALYSIS BEST PRACTICE THE BOTTOM LINE CORE COMPETENCY LESSONS LEARNED TOUCH BASE REVISIT GAME PLAN BANDWITH HARDBALL LEVERAGE OUT OF THE LOOP GO THE EXTRA MILE BENCHMARK THE BIG PICTURE KEY RESULT AREA VALUE-ADDED MOVERS AND SHAKERS BALL PARK PROACTIVE, NOT REACTIVE WIN-WIN SITUATION THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX FAST TRACK RESULT-DRIVEN EMPLOYEE EMPOWERMENT NO BLAME STRETCH THE ENVELOPE KNOWLEDGE BASE RESULTS-DRIVEN TOTAL QUALITY SLIPPERY SLIDE SLIPPERY SLOPE TICKS IN BOXES MINDSET KNOCK-ON EFFECT PUT THIS ONE TO BED CLIENT-FOCUSED SHOULDER TO THE WHEEL QUALITY-DRIVEN MOVE THE GOAL POSTS WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER Testimonials from other players: "I had only been in the meeting for five minutes when I yelled Bingo!" "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically." "Meetings will never be the same for me after my first outright win." "The atmosphere was tense at the last process workshop, as 32 of us listened intently for the elusive Number Five." "The facilitator was gobsmacked as we all screamed 'Bingo!' for the third time in two hours." "I feel that the game has enhanced the overall quality of meetings per se on a quid pro quo basis." "People are now even listening to the mumblers, thanks to Bullshit Bingo."
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