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But I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase. I can hardly contain myself.


How to win the heart of a woman. And a man
1) How to win the heart of a woman: Wine her, Dine her, Call her, Hug her, Hold her, Surprise her, Compliment her, Smile at her, Laugh with her, Cry with her, Cuddle with her, Shop with her, Give her jewelry, Buy her flowers, Hold her hand, Write love letters to her, Go to the end of the earth and back again for her. 2) How to win the heart of a man: Show up naked, Bring beer
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