Everything that isn't work, quotes, real life, sex, animals, technology or useful
- Object sex - The gender of objects
- Warning - Beware of this new drug!
- Last words - Some (not so) famous last words
- Life - Some thoughts about life
- Laws - Some more of Murphy's laws
- Zen - Some advice on living life
- Rectum - The Redneck Dictionary
- The King - Is Elvis really Jesus?
- Quickies - A few quickies
- Mamma - Yo mamma...
- 30 - What 30 years can do to your life
- Personal Trainer - The diary
- Choc facts - Some useful facts about chocolate
- Your new computer - Instructions for your new computer
- Puns - Some puns
- Shit - Religion explained scatalogically
- Tali TV - The Taliban TV Guide
- What? - What do you call...?
- Support - The diary of the technical support from hell
- North V South - Maths tests for the North and South of England