A random selection of all the different types of funnies.
- The Micro$oft car - If GM Made cars like Microsoft makes software...
- Santa - The truth about Santa
- Being... - The top ten reasons for being ...
- England - You know you've been in England too long when...
- Plane english - Real air traffic controller stories
- Kids - Some fun things to do with kids
- Turkey - How to cook a turkey at christmas
- Usenet instructions - How to be annoying on Usenet
- Redneck - The redneck census
- Misc - Some real life stories and quotes
- Headlines - Another selection of newspaper headlines
- For cats - Excerpts from "A Cat's Guide To Human Beings"
- Marriage - Some quotes about marriage
- Phil Quotes - Quotes from prince Philip
- The MS House - If Microsoft made houses...
- Kissing Hank's ass - Hank's Million Dollar offer
- Cats - Instructions on how to clean a cat
- Lingerie shop - 10 Things men shouldn't say out loud in a lingerie shop
- Rum Cake - How to make the perfect Rum Cake
- Steven Wright - Quotes from Steven Wright