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He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven - with a gun."

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New for 2007! Ever wanted to go on a mystery tour of the inertnet? Bugger off in style with a random link to somewhere on the nettyweb. Where will you end up? Who knows. The only say you get in the matter is how dodgy the link might be. The colours show the range of dodginess you'll get.

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