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He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, "Dust to dust," some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, "I'll be waiting for you in heaven - with a gun."

Warped!

Warped!

Hey good looking!The stars like to use cosmetic surgery to enhance their looks (or, more often than not, turn themselves into freaks). Now it's your turn to have a go.

Stretch, squidge and squash their features into something a bit more tasteful with this warping Java applet. Simply click and hold the mouse, move it and let go. You'll soon get the idea.

You might have to download the Java applet from here to get this to work, although your browser might do it for you.

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